Response to google sentence search listing. ^^

Google Sentences

// RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. //

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: What Joseph needs: A machine so frictionless as to be almost silent. Erm...yeaaah i'll not touch that one.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Re: Joseph, looks like you're fucked. Huh...well glad to know that ahead of time i suppose.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Joseph says T&T safe and ready. Well...glad I could ensure that Trinidad and Tobago were safe >.>

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Joseph Wants to Read. hahaha....ah man....even funnier to see the address it's from: [link]

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Joseph (NOT VOTING!) doesn't have any VIP Gifts yet Ah sonuvabish....no VIP gifts??? makes one sad (and not voting apparently....yeah that's an imposter not me >.> )

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Joseph doesn't have have a recent thought about the New England Patriots. Fair enough, i really don't considering my lack of interest in sports in general <.< >.>

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: St. Joseph asks approval to build 50-bed hospital in Nicholasville. Yes, my children, I have achieved Sainthood and now seek out creation of 50-bed hospitals. and pie. and caffeine.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Joseph Goes to Prison Gah, that Coat of many colours, totally got me thrown into an egyptian ancient prison...i told those Queer Eye for the Straight Guy fellas that it was bad idea :\

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Joseph likes... Design! Hmm i do indeed like design, no argument here.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Joseph eats the fruit, which is "delicious beyond description. Ah yes, confused with a Mormon founder, wonder if i can get some free food off of that....

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Joseph wears a white kimono w/ blue accent. I do indeed prefer blue in clothing <.< >.> and black of course

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Joseph is second Longhorns player arrested this month. Hey now, that's an insult to an arkansan, you take that back! (i blame priestess for this insidious Longhorn intimation towards my character!)